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[06 Jan 2010|02:08pm] |
I want a new tattoo! I seriously want a belt of tigerlillies. That would be ridiculously hot and you all know it! Who knows of a good place here in New York that won't cost me an arm and a leg and give me some incurable disease along with taking all my money? I have a good chunk of money saved up from where I was going to buy a new guitar but I got one for Chaunaka so I need a new tattoo. NEED!
Also women are scum. I am never ever EVER dating anything with ovaries ever again. I don't know why I bother. Mostly because I have in all my bisexual glory never dated a guy so have no clue what I want in one. My taste in women is atrocious though. I should truly be ashamed. I hope my taste in men is better. I really do. I have to wonder if the old adage a girl looks for a guy like her father works in lesbian relationships...cause if I am looking for a girl like my mother no wonder all I find is horrible blonde skanks that don't truly want me. And if I look for things in a guy that remind me of my father are we talking biological or adoptive? I could deal with a soulful ridiculously tall black musician a great deal more than I could a stuffy asshole accountant.
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[16 Dec 2009|11:16pm] |
I can never say enough how happy I am to be done with this semester. My song I wrote for my songwriting/music composition class got rave reviews. I was thinking about breaking it out with the hodgepodge band me and a few kids from school formed. I usually don't sing with them but this is my baby. I also have the prettiest damn guitar ever. Otis went all out and got me a Les Paul. A FUCKING LES PAUL! Isn't she fanfuckingtastic?
( Guitar and Song under the cut )
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[13 Dec 2009|01:57am] |
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Bah! All this talk of Christmas makes a Jewish girl feel lonely. I did just light the second candle on the Menorah though. Otis is singing off key Christmas songs though. There needs to be more Chanukah songs. Adam Sandler and South Park can't be the only people to appreciate the good ole festival of lights. And though it is cold as hell outside I really want to do some busking. I must be crazy.
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[11 Dec 2009|04:20pm] |
Bwahahaha! Recording is so much fun! I even have a pic of me in front of the mixing board. Campus is letting me play with recording equipment beware world beware!
( Ain't I pretteh?!?! )
But on a completely unrelated note I am now immortal. As of like four hours ago. This is a pretty sweet deal. I half wonder why the Native American chose the really pale Jewish girl but hey maybe I fit the write up. Nova told me something super cool would happen if I wrote in this thing but I think she might have been yanking the old proverbial chain. She also told me to introduce myself. Weirdness but hey I have memories that aren't mine in my head so I will roll with it.
Kaitlynn Palmero here Vegas to those I knew back in Chicago. I keep wondering if I will run into anyone on the street I knew from back home but the odds of that in a place as fucking huge as New York is highly unlikely. Pleasure to meet you journal. I feel like a spaz.
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[01 Jan 2009|09:59pm] |
Our gig last night was so...so...it was so I don't know! There was something about it that still has my hyped up about it.
[Jon]
So, I was thinking that you are a highly attractive single male and I am a relatively nonpsycho single female. I am pretty sure there is some cosmic law which states if I ask you out you have to say yes.
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[24 Dec 2008|01:20pm] |
I have to admit this time of year Adam Sandler is my hero. Maybe one day if I am ever famous I will be in like the fourth or twentieth instalment of the Chanukah song.
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth Lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
'cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? hall of famer Rod Carew -- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford?s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All Three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It?s time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah
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[18 Dec 2008|11:38pm] |
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There was a snow storm in Las Vegas. Holy Fuck. I'm calling it one of the signs of the Apocalypse. I guess it is a good thing I couldn't get off work to visit home. I was looking at getting a plane home yesterday before Pete told me he couldn't afford to have another person gone for the holidays.
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[10 Dec 2008|09:58pm] |
I need ink. It has been months! I really want that rib piece...but I keep debating on how it will look with my belt. I might just get something up my forarm. I need tattoo help!
Also! I think we totally need a band symbol so we can all show our love and dedication for Smith Road.
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[08 Dec 2008|01:02pm] |
I can not wait for this to all be over. After this just one semester to go then I will have a degree I can hang on my wall to look pretty. It only took me what...six years...no five I took a year off. My Otis sure will be proud.
Speaking of parental figures my mother called this morning. I was pretty damn sure I hadn't given her my number so I smell a loose lipped show girl. It was probably Thea. She has been harping on me forever to "repair burned bridges". I keep telling her I doused them with gasoline for good reason. The woman won't listen.
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[05 Dec 2008|04:25pm] |
Just as a rule of thumb to any and all. Never tell someone you love them just the way they are then five minutes later complain about what they are wearing, when you have known all along how the person dressed. I have always worn short skirts, low rise jeans with more holes than denim, and low cut shirts. It is a given if you know me. So don't fucking complain! I'm sorry that men look. I can't help that. I shouldn't have to tell him that I am incapable of being disloyal. He should trust me. And for fuck's sake using "but you're bisexual" as reasoning for him thinking I could be unfaithful just pisses me off. News flash cheating with a girl is still cheating and boy did he ever forget the part where I said I hated cheaters thanks to that part where I was cheated on by that hateful shrew.
I give up on relationships. Can we be rock stars now so I can have pretty groupies to pick from and not have to worry about shit like this?
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[13 Nov 2008|02:51pm] |
It is amazing that even here in New York people are protesting Proposition 8. I went to the protest last night. Pete let me off work to exorcise my right to assembly in proper fashion. I can't fathom sitting idly by while the state of things isn't the way it should be. I know our country gives people the freedom of religion but it also states that no matter what we all have the same rights and freedoms. You can't pick and choose what freedoms you decide to give to certain people. I don't want to get married but that is because I am young and am a Tale and want to have my life settled and give that which makes me immortal off to the next keeper before I start planning the rest of my life bound to another.
I want the damn freedom to marry whoever the fuck I damn well see fit though.
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[29 Oct 2008|02:44pm] |
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So, I hadn't expected to have anything to do today other than go bug Blondie and Chaz or maybe Sammy but I apparently have a date. It sort of blind sided me. I was talking with this hot, and my god I do mean hot, geek boy at work today and he sort of slipped it in when we were talking about who would win in a fight between Magneto and Dr. Doom. So yeah, I have a date tonight. He blushed when he asked me it was so precious! I love shy boys. I can't remember the last time I dated a guy... Now that I think on it I fail at being bisexual cause I have never gotten around to dating a guy. Hell I even went to prom with a girl. Then I started dating Chastity when I was seventeen and we were together for nearly four years. No Wait! there was Pete! I went on like a handful of dates with Pete then I got hired at the comic shop so we stopped dating. So I don't fail too much. At least I like geeky shy boys...my taste in women is horrible.
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[28 Oct 2008|09:36am] |
Will wonders ever cease. I almost forgot my own damn birthday again. Not a special number like last years big 21 but still I almost forgot it. This proves how messed up I must be. I would have never remembered had I not got a call from Otis making sure I checked my mailbox for his birthday package. I am sort of scared that man can get me some of the craziest presents. They are ridiculously cool but still crazy. This makes three years in a row I have almost passed it by with out an inkling I was getting older. Granted the last two years I have had good reason. My twentieth birthday was the year I walked in on my girlfriend fucking someone else. And last year we were recording our album before the lable decided we weren't worth it and dropped our asses. I have no reason this year other than I haven't celebrated the thing for two years. This year I figured it out the day before rather then a week or two after.
I think I will treat myself to a new tat for my birthday. I have been wanting a ribcage one just don't know what I want yet.
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[21 Oct 2008|10:09am] |
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It is wrong to dress as the slutty version of your own Tale for Halloween? I guess it is safer than dressing as the slutty version of someone else's and them getting pissy at you. The guys at work want me to dress as Slave Leia. I have to work that morning so I would go in to work in costume. I am not sure I want to be at work in that little clothing with that many geeks. The slutty tale alternative is even less material though now that I think on it. I'm leaning for the slutty tale version so my tattoo will accentuate rather than detract.
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[16 Oct 2008|07:34pm] |
I miss being in a band. Granted I will probably never again be in an all girl band because there are just issues with girls and getting along. I would totally be alright with being in a half male/half female or even being the lone provider of estrogen. There are some guys at school that want me to pick up a mic for them but I don't want to be lead. Being lead is alright but I'm not a classically trained guitar player for nothing, man, and they aren't going to let me touch an ax I know it. Chauvenistic pigs are just upset I play better than they do and all they want is a set of pipes packed in a shapely frame with a nice rack.
Blondie, I want a new tatt what should I get?
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[22 Sep 2008|05:57pm] |
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Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!
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